Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards

Subject: Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:08 pm

Hey everyone, I thought I might brighten your day by making you laugh.

As we all know, Hallmark mass produces greeting cards. They have writers there, and their job is to come up with quirks for these cards. Not all of them are accepted, due to a variety of reasons.

Moreover, I've collected a small portion of these rejected greeting cards, and I thought I'd share them. Mind you, I'd love to send some of these cards to people I know, just for a good laugh.

Without further ado...

Outside:
Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
Inside:
"What the hell was I thinking?"

Outside:
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Inside:
Too bad no one likes your husband.

Outside:
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
Inside:
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

Outside:
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Inside:
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Outside:
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
Inside:
After having met you ...
I've changed my mind.

Outside:
Spread some holiday cheer.
Inside:
Or drink alone. Who am I to judge?

Outside:
'My ex-girlfriend had a cat named Love because she said that's what it gave her.'
Inside:
'So I called it Bloody Forearms. Hope no one gets you a cat for your birthday.'

Outside:
Did I hear wedding bells?'
Inside:
Or was that the natural disaster siren? Sometimes I get them confused. Whatever it was, it was loud. Congratulations ... or take cover!

Outside:
When I think of you, Mom, I swell with pride.
Inside:
At least I hope it's pride. Otherwise, I'm pregnant again.

Outside:
Expect a big box for your birthday this year.
Inside:
The way you've been eating, you'll be lucky if you even fit in the coffin.

Outside:
This year for your birthday, I'm giving you a romantic candle-lit dinner, a beautiful night at the symphony, and an intimate dance under the stars.
Inside:
And best of all, you get to [****] me afterwards!

Outside:
We have been friends for a very long time...
Inside:
What do you say we call it quits?

Outside:
I'm so miserable without you...
Inside:
It's almost like you're here.

Subject: Re: Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards Sat May 02, 2009 1:58 pm

Oh my god!! Lmao!! These are funny!! XD lol!

Subject: Re: Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards Sat May 02, 2009 2:07 pm

Lol these are funny, nice! Razz

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